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 2,648  points : 24,487 views+iwantigby  753 points : 10 hours agoreplyI love that they thought this was going to be a good idea.+katalavenoligoellenika  291 points : 9 hours ago replyI lost it at babies tears.·GoronsRule  250 points : 7 hours agoreplyGod how I love the internet community sometimes. +1 to the internetz+Tyriam  115 points : 9 hours ago reply1/2 To those who say that you should make your payments if you don't want to be foreclosed: Actually, reports came out showing that quite+agentzx4  41 points : 7 hours ago replyhttp://i.imgur.com/H3uvGOu.gif+WittyNameGoesHere  32 points : 5 hours ago replyAs a European, can someone fill me in?+TheBrownieNazi  20 points : 8 hours ago replyThe article on this is great. Apparently they dubbed it the "Snarkpocalypse". http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/362427·ioncelurkedlikeoneofyou  13 points : 9 hours ago replylost it at as a young sociopath.+Meatbot  16 points : 4 hours ago replyHitler: "I'll just log on to a Jewish chatroom for some feedback..."·idontwannayoucantmakeme  5 points : 4 hours ago replyWhenever I feel like a failure about an idea I came up with, I'll remember the #askjpm hashtag and feel better about myself.+yourfatherwasahamster  13 points : 8 hours ago replyEat it, JP Morgan. Investment Banking is a terrible by-product of capitalism.+PossiblyInappropriateTrivia  5 points : 4 hours ago replyThe best solution for removing blood is a soak in a combination of club soda and hydrogen peroxide for 10-20min. before washing.+fonzanoon  8 points : 4 hours ago replyEconomic illiterates act snarky toward more educated people about things they don't understand! Film at eleven!·Iamnotacreativeman  3 points : 57 minutes ago replyGuys (and gals) watch "Men who built America"; Best 8hr mini-series. rockefeller & carnegie & JP Morgan were the 1st to manipulate politics.·smedleybutler  3 points : 2 hours agoreplyHow does "Do your clothes fit better because you don't have the added weight of a soul" only have 2 retweets???·zdepthcharge  3 points : 3 hours agoreplyBlood... Clown suit... !+thesmilingpsycho  3 points : 4 hours ago replyI work for them and I still find this hilarious... Not sure if that makes me a hypocrite or what.+jackbos  5 points : 4 hours ago replyYes, much better to tell infantile jokes than ask real questions and force them to answer on the record.·helloprocrastinationgoodbyesuccess 4 points : 9 hours ago replyThis is gold·JodyS  2 points : 44 minutes ago reply"Can I have my house back?" Ouch.+DogWrangler  2 points : 52 minutes agoreplySeriously though, how do you get blood out of a clown suit.·seanvt76  2 points : 1 hour ago reply"Bad news sir. Turns out the internet is full of bitter smart asses."·InsertUnoriginalUsernameHere 2 points : 1 hour ago replyMy sister recently accepted a job offer at JP. Contemplating sending this to her...·Ericspokas  2 points : 2 hours ago replyIm surprised by how many comments there are that blame homeowners for the unscrupulous behavior of financial corporations. Just pitiful+Greymizz  2 points : 3 hours ago replyI love finding the company I work for posted on imgur.·pele25  2 points : 3 hours ago reply"As a young sociopath, how can I succeed in finance?" THIS IS GOLD.·clevername13notfound  2 points : 3 hours ago replyMade it to "added weight of a soul." Then lost it.·REDEYEJEDI81  2 points : 3 hours agoreplyBaby tears made me lol·Frostgreen  2 points : 3 hours ago replyAnswer me bitch·warismydestiny  2 points : 4 hours agoreplybut seriously fuck jp morgan+Tyriam  2 points : 5 hours ago reply1/2 The horrible US banking sector excluded, it's still important to have a way to finance projects of all kind. But I think we'd be better+TennJed75  1 point : 4 hours ago replyNo one forces anyone into a contract with a bank. You break the contract, they take your house. That's how contracts work.+FUNKAPUS  1 point : 5 hours ago replyDOWN WITH THE ESTABLISHMENT!!+snotabooga  1 point : 4 hours ago replyIs it true that JPM stands for "Just Pay More"?·HowDoIInternet  1 point : 4 hours agoreplyMan and just think he was a person once, and we treat him that badly. Good thing he isn't a person still.·iampurplelungs  1 point : 4 hours agoreplyNo way those were the best ones·PlutosBeard  1 point : 4 hours ago replybut can I have my house back?·stevetehpirate  1 point : 16 minutes agoreplyTwitter uses sarcastic comment! It's SUPER effective! JP Morgan has run away!·rifrafa  1 point : 26 minutes ago replyI work in finance and i almost fell out of my chair laughing over this. Too good.·lurkingsincebeforeitwascool  1 point : 2 hours ago replyAhem.... last tweet should have have stated "**Today's** Q&A is cancelled."·sarastro  1 point : 2 hours ago replyFuck old people and their businesses·RexUltra  1 point : 2 hours ago replyI have no idea who JPMorgan are, but that's funny.·yesthisisSaad  1 point : 3 hours agoreplyTwitterati win.·reaganthedino  1 point : 3 hours agoreplydid 4chan take over twitter for a moment?·SugarF00t  1 point : 4 hours ago replyI love to see someone stickin it to the Man. lol·baileybee007  1 point : 4 hours agoreplySo for a minute I confused JP Morgan with Jos. A Bank and was confused about why everyone was so mad at a suit store...·idrinkcheapbeer  1 point : 4 hours agoreplyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5lMJkw8Bv8&feature=youtu.be·FearlessFapper  1 point : 9 hours agoreplyIf he has a brother Billy Lee, they could be dragon masters now..+MrGhostbuster  0 points : 2 hours agoreplyIs this real? I want this to be real.·HillBillyLadyboy  0 points : 2 minutes ago replyDEM PEOPLES OF TWITTER!apps faq request deletion contactterms go proView Imgur: Mobile | Original